Doods.

My hair totally rocks. I opted out of the color change (for now) but got exactly what I wanted and asked for. I went in there with a plan. I asked Dottie, my trusty stylist, to make me look like a cross between Jenny McCarthy’s new ‘do and Katie Holmes, because they had “sassy, sweet, sexy Momma” written all over them. And I got it. At least, I like it. So if you don’t, don’t tell me, because my self esteem? Yeah, it’s fragile and I LIKE IT, SO THERE, PBLTTTT!!!!

Here’s me, looking like Mission Impossible, except it was possible:

Here’s me, channeling MAYJAH fashionista, Posh Spice/Beckham, or what evs:

Here’s me bringing out my inner Madonna and Vogue-ing for y’all:

And here’s, well, just me…

I think it fits me perfectly.